Two people marched into my room at work this week.
They proceeded to lecture me on proving my "worth to the company". It was during this indoctrination I truly understood freakout as a phenomenon. As they simultaneously leaned towards me, their heads instantaneously metamorphosed into the physiognomy of green raptors. This was without any consumption of mescaline, opium, acid or any other chemical cocktail.
Somehow I've acquired a superhero power, to recognise mindless aliens and/or produce an abundance of class A drugs on command...sweet!
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